Kamala Harris' dangerous Soviet-style grocery plan

[pjmret]

There is nothing stupider than trading eternal life with Jesus for a few moments of temporal pleasure on earth.

2 Timothy 3​

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1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.​

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,​

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,​

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;​

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.​

thanks for the sermon, rev.
and yes, you're going to hell for your temporal pleasure of your lies.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

thanks for the sermon, rev.
and yes, you're going to hell for your temporal pleasure of your lies.

Let us imagine how happy Mark will be, sitting on his very own cloud with his very own little harp, playing and singing praises to God forever and ever for the rest of all time.

No one could ever get tired of such a thing.

Do they have a decent pickleball court in Heaven, Mark?

 

[mark francis]

Do they have a decent pickleball court in Heaven, Mark?

No, but worse for sinners who lust for an eternity spent in wanting depravity, there will be no sex, no alcohol, no lying, and no voter fraud.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

No, but worse for sinners who lust for an eternity spent in wanting depravity, there will be no sex, no alcohol, no lying, and no voter fraud.

So there is no sex in heaven? How do you know this?

If there is no lying, that would make it difficult for your hero Trump.

Of course, if we go by the Bible, there are very few ascended mortals living in Heaven at the moment: Moses, Elijah, a couple more prophets, and San Dimas, the "good criminal" that Jesus promised Heaven to.

All the rest of humanity, according to the Book of Revelation, are still dead and waiting in their graves. They wil not be resurrected until Jesus returns. Then they will get their bodies back and will be reanimated and judged by Jesus, one by one.

The Bible makes no mention of St. Peter making judgements at the gate, or how your soul will be this translucent thing that gently flits out of your nostrils and floats upward for instand beatification.

 

[pjmret]

No, but worse for sinners who lust for an eternity spent in wanting depravity, there will be no sex, no alcohol, no lying, and no voter fraud.

You are going to hell for your lies

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

How does Mark know there is no sex in Heaven?
Does singing the praises of God Awmighty every day in the Choir Celestial seem like it is the sort of thing people might call "heavenly"?

 

[mark francis]

How does Mark know there is no sex in Heaven?
Does singing the praises of God Awmighty every day in the Choir Celestial seem like it is the sort of thing people might call "heavenly"?

Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

 

[pjmret]

Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

ah, you're quoting the book that says to put gays to death and commit genocide.
cool.

Leviticus 20:13
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13 “If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense.

 

[mark francis]

ah, you're quoting the book that says to put gays to death and commit genocide.
cool.

Leviticus 20:13​

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13 “If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense.

You are using a bad translation of the Bible and are wrong to think God is giving Old Testament mandates to New Testament Christians.

 

[pjmret]

You are using a bad translation of the Bible and are wrong to think God is giving Old Testament mandates to New Testament Christians.

quote the verse that isn't flawed and prove it isn't flawed, and prove the OT mandates dont apply now.
and explain why christians keep quoting the OT if it doesn't apply duh

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

That sounds pretty bleak. How the "angels are in Heaven" is extremely vague.

You are using a bad translation of the Bible and are wrong to think God is giving Old Testament mandates to New Testament Christians.

Leviticus says what it says, and of course, Paul found it impossible to get the pagans he was trying to convert to abide by the hundreds of Jewish commandments (613, as I recall) so he abolished all that, said. "go on, have a pork chop, eat a clam, put another shrimp on the barbie. And your peckers are safe, I won't require you to circumcise them like poor old Timothy here, who jumped the gun on that."

Who knows who Matthew was or whether he was quoting Jesus or not.