We have to go easy on poor bugger eating Boris and ricky retardo First they are not American and has different values and traditions and we do.
They come from a very small old prominent European nation called doofusdork. It was founded in 765 bc by the doofus and dork families of European aristocrats .
It is well known for all the inline breeding they do and are easy to spot as they all have 7 toes on each foot and 3 fingers on each hand.
Iq averages 59 and its the home of a very special sport. The world cup of turd throwing for distance and accuracy. They consume about a quart of the national drink before Competing . Its a mixture of cheap Whiskey and opium very popular in doofusdork. After that the turd toss begins .
They are also known for the colorful dress the men wear and the amount of ugly fat women 9 out of 10 women are 350 lbs.
I have included a photo of thier king his royal hinny king blunder buss. Evey one in the kingdom of Doofusdork is a direct descendent of the royal family do to the tradition of line breeding.
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