How did Noah get Polar Bears and Kangaroos on and off the ark?

[mark francis]

The talking snake one and the Gaderine swine event are also pretty stupid. It is, of course, likely that there were catastrophic floods in ancient times, we have them even today. Did they cover the entire planet? No. There is not enough water to cover the entire planet. And following a global flood, there would have been nothing for the animals to eat. The Bible seems to assume that once Noah landed on Ararat, then the animals all found their own ways back to their homes. The penguins went a waddling back to Antarctica, the koalas found bamboo shoots to munch on all the way back to Australia, The snakes slithered back to their former homes, of course, avoiding Ireland, and so on.

How could the dodos find their way back to Mauritius? How did the lemurs manage to return ONLY to Madagascar? The Biblical story of the flood is indeed a silly myth.

So many unanswered questions to enquiring minds of leftists who refuse to consider the truth of the Biblical record. For example, how did the remains of massive ocean dwelling sea creature fossils get solidified in solid rock hundreds of feet belowground in the US Midwest?

 

[Boris Norris]

So many unanswered questions to enquiring minds of leftists who refuse to consider the truth of the Biblical record.

I don't doubt it was in the Bible. I doubt it happened as there's no evidence.

For example, how did the remains of massive ocean dwelling sea creature fossils get solidified in solid rock hundreds of feet belowground in the US Midwest?

Interesting. You tell us how it happened.

 

[pjmret]

So many unanswered questions to enquiring minds of leftists who refuse to consider the truth of the Biblical record. For example, how did the remains of massive ocean dwelling sea creature fossils get solidified in solid rock hundreds of feet belowground in the US Midwest?

Tectonic plate movement etc, science *****

 

[Boris Norris]

Tectonic plate movement etc, science *****

If it's not in the Bible it's not true.

 

[mark francis]

Tectonic plate movement etc, science *****

How did tectonic plate movement seal ocean creatures in solid rock hundreds of feet under solid ground thousands of miles from any ocean? One logical possibility was that a massive flood of ocean waters followed by massive deposits of mud and debris covering the remains of creatures who died in the flood.

 

[Boris Norris]

How did tectonic plate movement seal ocean creatures in solid rock hundreds of feet under solid ground thousands of miles from any ocean? One logical possibility was that a massive flood of ocean waters followed by massive deposits of mud and debris covering the remains of creatures who died in the flood.

Hold on. There are fossils on many mountains but they are only 6000 years old according to your Bible. That immediately conflicts with what you said.

Btw. There was a time when all the major continents were all connected. Science called it gwandanaland. Or something.
But that's a bit deep for you.

Your logical possibility is not logical when there's no evidence of a flood. That's sounds more logical.

 

[mark francis]

Hold on. There are fossils on many mountains but they are only 6000 years old according to your Bible. That immediately conflicts with what you said.

Btw. There was a time when all the major continents were all connected. Science called it gwandanaland. Or something.
But that's a bit deep for you.

Your logical possibility is not logical when there's no evidence of a flood. That's sounds more logical.

Remains of flattened tropical vegetation lies under thousands of feet of frozen muck in Alaska. The evidence proves almost instantaneous and simultaneous massive flooding and catastrophic climate change.

 

[pjmret]

How did tectonic plate movement seal ocean creatures in solid rock hundreds of feet under solid ground thousands of miles from any ocean? One logical possibility was that a massive flood of ocean waters followed by massive deposits of mud and debris covering the remains of creatures who died in the flood.

Waters rise and lower due to the climate warmer and colder. It's not rocket science unless

Remains of flattened tropical vegetation lies under thousands of feet of frozen muck in Alaska. The evidence proves almost instantaneous and simultaneous massive flooding and catastrophic climate change.

Could have been a massive flood.
Which doesn't prove Noah floated in a boat with animals lol

 

[pjmret]

How did tectonic plate movement seal ocean creatures in solid rock hundreds of feet under solid ground thousands of miles from any ocean? One logical possibility was that a massive flood of ocean waters followed by massive deposits of mud and debris covering the remains of creatures who died in the flood.

Climate change, plate tectonics etc
Floods, sure
Nothing there proves the Bible is a science book

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

So many unanswered questions to enquiring minds of leftists who refuse to consider the truth of the Biblical record. For example, how did the remains of massive ocean dwelling sea creature fossils get solidified in solid rock hundreds of feet belowground in the US Midwest?

Because millions of years ago, the Midwest was the floor of an ocean.
The Bible certainly does not explain why there are fossilized whale bones under the ground in Texas and Oklahoma.

 

[mark francis]

Waters rise and lower due to the climate warmer and colder. It's not rocket science unless

Could have been a massive flood.
Which doesn't prove Noah floated in a boat with animals lol

Not just a massive flood but one which flattened and covered tropical forests with thousands of feet of frozen muck that never afterward thawed.

 

[pjmret]

Not just a massive flood but one which flattened and covered tropical forests with thousands of feet of frozen muck that never afterward thawed.

yes, massive floods have no doubt occurred in the earth's history.
welcome to..earth's history.
none of which proves the bible is literally a correct science text.

 

[Boris Norris]

Remains of flattened tropical vegetation lies under thousands of feet of frozen muck in Alaska. The evidence proves almost instantaneous and simultaneous massive flooding and catastrophic climate change.

That is not how it happened. You are being recalcitrant by deliberately not getting the facts because it conflicts with your hideous religion.
You live in a sheltered workshop like a retarded child.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

This is agood one.

Apart from problems like how did Noah build the world's biggest wooden ship and where did all the flood water go...

How did he get species like polar bears and kangaroos on the ark and then off the ark without them breeding anywhere but Australia and the polar regions.

And why didn't the lions eat the gazelles when they got off after 6 weeks on board ship.

If this story is not the most ridiculous ever told I would love to hear one more stupid.

The Book of Job is pretty stupid, as is the myth about the Tower of Babel. But the Gaderine Swine tale and the Crucifixion Zombie Stroll are among the most amusing.