Gipper
Well-Known Member
I got it Pale!!! I got it!!!! I have had an epiphany! Praise the Lord...we are going to be RICH!!!!
Incredibly rich...but we must keep the libs in the dark. That should not be difficult knowing their willingness to be defrauded. Now libs can all do their part every day to save the planet..thanks to our little green pill....
Here is my plan:
We develop a pill that liberals can take that will reduce their CO2 emissions. Since humans exhale on average 1,000 lbs of CO2 per year, we will reduce that number with our little green pill by 75%!!!! We will save the planet!!!
Of course, the pill will not really do anything other than give libs lots of methane gas causing more global warming...hahahahahahahaha.
But, we will claim it works and sell it on campuses, Hollywood, liberal centers like NYC, DC, etc...in health food stores, coffee shops, head shops (that should really do the trick).
Then we will claim all profits go to saving the whales...but of course this will be a fraud too, since there will be no profits...hahahahahahaha
Also, I know of a cheap drug lab in Mexico that can pump out the little green pills real cheap. The pills will come in the form of cute animals libs love like polar bears and such...
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!
And to further the fraud and make this most ironic, we will give millions to political candidates and organizations who fight the Marxist AGW movement and promote liberty for all Americans!!!
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_CO2_is_exhaled_by_the_average_human_each_year
http://micpohling.wordpress.com/2007/03/27/math-how-much-co2-is-emitted-by-human-on-earth-annually/
Incredibly rich...but we must keep the libs in the dark. That should not be difficult knowing their willingness to be defrauded. Now libs can all do their part every day to save the planet..thanks to our little green pill....
Here is my plan:
We develop a pill that liberals can take that will reduce their CO2 emissions. Since humans exhale on average 1,000 lbs of CO2 per year, we will reduce that number with our little green pill by 75%!!!! We will save the planet!!!
Of course, the pill will not really do anything other than give libs lots of methane gas causing more global warming...hahahahahahahaha.
But, we will claim it works and sell it on campuses, Hollywood, liberal centers like NYC, DC, etc...in health food stores, coffee shops, head shops (that should really do the trick).
Then we will claim all profits go to saving the whales...but of course this will be a fraud too, since there will be no profits...hahahahahahaha
Also, I know of a cheap drug lab in Mexico that can pump out the little green pills real cheap. The pills will come in the form of cute animals libs love like polar bears and such...
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!
And to further the fraud and make this most ironic, we will give millions to political candidates and organizations who fight the Marxist AGW movement and promote liberty for all Americans!!!
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_CO2_is_exhaled_by_the_average_human_each_year
http://micpohling.wordpress.com/2007/03/27/math-how-much-co2-is-emitted-by-human-on-earth-annually/