Dawkinsrocks
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Today an orang-utan has been accused of beastiality for having unlawful sex with Donald Trump
The beast said in court that it saw his hair and it reminded him of the plughole in his own shower at the sanctuary and he assumed that Donald Trump was just a special needs Orangutan
Outraged orangs in the public gallery called for the stiffest sentencing with one onlooker saying that she had never come across anything as gross adding that the accused had clearly targeted Trump to take advantage of his imbecility and age
Trump is currently with a family who specialise in the rehabilitation of this type although they have said that this is the first time they believe the task is too great and they are actually more concerned for the accused who clearly has no sense of smell or sight
The beast said in court that it saw his hair and it reminded him of the plughole in his own shower at the sanctuary and he assumed that Donald Trump was just a special needs Orangutan
Outraged orangs in the public gallery called for the stiffest sentencing with one onlooker saying that she had never come across anything as gross adding that the accused had clearly targeted Trump to take advantage of his imbecility and age
Trump is currently with a family who specialise in the rehabilitation of this type although they have said that this is the first time they believe the task is too great and they are actually more concerned for the accused who clearly has no sense of smell or sight