Orang-utan accused of having sex with Donald Trump

[Dawkinsrocks]

Today an orang-utan has been accused of beastiality for having unlawful sex with Donald Trump

The beast said in court that it saw his hair and it reminded him of the plughole in his own shower at the sanctuary and he assumed that Donald Trump was just a special needs Orangutan

Outraged orangs in the public gallery called for the stiffest sentencing with one onlooker saying that she had never come across anything as gross adding that the accused had clearly targeted Trump to take advantage of his imbecility and age

Trump is currently with a family who specialise in the rehabilitation of this type although they have said that this is the first time they believe the task is too great and they are actually more concerned for the accused who clearly has no sense of smell or sight

 

[Lagboltz]

Dawkins is back! Have you embraced God yet?
You shouldn't make fun of Trump. He's a very sensitive whining guy. He will tweet hurtful messages back at you.

 

[Dawkinsrocks]

Dawkins is back! Have you embraced God yet?
You shouldn't make fun of Trump. He's a very sensitive whining guy. He will tweet hurtful messages back at you.

Yes, I've been on a pilgrimage that eventually led me to god who was so pleased to have this sinner repent that he granted me one wish

So I asked if he could find the biggest dickhead that has ever lived and put him in the white house to give the rest of the world a massive laugh thinking I'd got one over on god as he had already done this in 2,000

Well, fuck me sideways and now I'm a believer

 

[the annoying thing]

Today an orang-utan has been accused of beastiality for having unlawful sex with Donald Trump

The beast said in court that it saw his hair and it reminded him of the plughole in his own shower at the sanctuary and he assumed that Donald Trump was just a special needs Orangutan

Outraged orangs in the public gallery called for the stiffest sentencing with one onlooker saying that she had never come across anything as gross adding that the accused had clearly targeted Trump to take advantage of his imbecility and age

Trump is currently with a family who specialise in the rehabilitation of this type although they have said that this is the first time they believe the task is too great and they are actually more concerned for the accused who clearly has no sense of smell or sight

The ape was a democrat lol

 

[Boris Norris]

The ape was a democrat lol

I know and they've been screwing Trump since he got beaten. They haven't finished yet. When he's in jail he'll know what bestiality is. Those gorillas will make him aware what a sore butt is.

Aren't you pleased you interjected trying to defend Trump? I am.
Have another go you old soak.

 

[the annoying thing]

The ape was a democrat

 

[Boris Norris]

The ape was a democrat

Apart from dementia where continually repeating yourself, do you also have a stutter?