Slant Eyed Polack
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My car was stolen many moons ago, and recovered about a month later. The cops forgot to take it off their hot sheet, and I was treated to a full felony stop.
"Driver! Throw your keys out the window! Driver! Exit the vehicle! Driver! Walk backwards towards the sound of my voice! DID I TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, MUTHERFUCKER?! FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT!! NOW!!"
Good times.
"Driver! Throw your keys out the window! Driver! Exit the vehicle! Driver! Walk backwards towards the sound of my voice! DID I TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, MUTHERFUCKER?! FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT!! NOW!!"
Good times.