**** the Bible. We're brocofascists and we don't adhere to any religion. The Last Supper? I suspect that they ate broccoli. This claim is entirely unsubstantiated but I don't care because as a brocofascist the FACTS give way to the TRUTH.
Okra will burn too. Why? Because I say it will damnit.
That's heresy!!!!! Be careful - or you could end up here...
The Brocolli Hell - or Divine Salad
First Circle (compost pile). Here reside unlightened: grocery-store tomatoes, and tasteless apples. Though not sinful, knever knew the doctrine of the Broccofascist.
Second Circle (the forgotten refridgerator vegtable drawer). Disbelievers overcome by advanced decomposition are punished in this circle. Wilted lettuce, slimey peppers, and squishy cukes.
Third Circle (coleslaw) - faced by rotating chopper blades and an endless supply of Ginzu knives here reside the distant brocolli relatives: cabbage, drowned in mayonaise and pickle juice.
Fourth Circle (toaster oven) - those who have known the Broccofascist blessing yet turned away to sin - the Brusselsprouts. Here they be drenched in butter and parmisan cheese to braise eternally.
Fifth Circle (pickel barrel) - in the pickled swamp-like water of the barrel Styx, the saurkrauts fight each other on the surface, and the pickles lie gurgling beneath the brine. This gets pretty slimey too.
Sixth Circle. Heretic Kohlrabbi are trapped in flaming barbecue pits.
Seventh Circle. This circle houses the violent Potatoes: the chips, the dips, the fries, the chedder cheese and bacon topped skins and the dreaded blasphemous baked potatos with sour cream and onions.
Eight Circle. This houses all the grossly overcooked Cauliflower and Brocolli you have ever had to eat. Mushy, tasteless and covered in velveeta.
Ninth Circle. This houses Okra. Need I say more?