WHAT "hypocrisy"? Where exactly have I defended any criminal activity by ANY politician, regardless of political affiliation? You really should buy a dictionary and study before using words you don't know the definition of!
You appear to be in deep love with Larry Craig.
Considering that you've constructed your offer in such a way that it cannot be accepted, or course I have no choice but to decline, but I do have a counter-offer; If YOU will climb down off of YOUR finger wagging high-horse and cease and desist the intellectually dishonest smears, I won't make any either (I would say that I'd stop, but considering that I haven't started, that's moot).
See... I knew couldn't do it. Case closed.