Dawkinsrocks
Well-Known Member
JC and his chums were such a pest weren't they with all their implorations
Fortunately the US has a special code breaking device that deciphers their sayings to get to their hidden meaning
Love thine enemy - US Decode - bomb the shit out of your enemy
If a man steals your coat, let him have your shirt - US Decode if a man steals your shirt put him in a grim buildsing with really violent people for many years to brutalise him. Longer if he is black
If a man strikes you turn the other cheek - US decode kill him and all his relatives and countrymen
The love of money is the root of all evil - US Decode the love of money is great
Love thy neighbour as thyself - US decode, unless he is black, Muslim, gay, Mexico, Cuba etc in whch hate they neighbour
Blessed are the poor - US decode lazy and feckless are the poor.They deserve everything they get
It is harder for a rich man to eneter heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle - US Decode heaven is for the rich who we suck up to like it is going out of fashion
I could go on for ages
Fortunately the US has a special code breaking device that deciphers their sayings to get to their hidden meaning
Love thine enemy - US Decode - bomb the shit out of your enemy
If a man steals your coat, let him have your shirt - US Decode if a man steals your shirt put him in a grim buildsing with really violent people for many years to brutalise him. Longer if he is black
If a man strikes you turn the other cheek - US decode kill him and all his relatives and countrymen
The love of money is the root of all evil - US Decode the love of money is great
Love thy neighbour as thyself - US decode, unless he is black, Muslim, gay, Mexico, Cuba etc in whch hate they neighbour
Blessed are the poor - US decode lazy and feckless are the poor.They deserve everything they get
It is harder for a rich man to eneter heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle - US Decode heaven is for the rich who we suck up to like it is going out of fashion
I could go on for ages