We are supposed to believe that "God" created the entire universe as a habitat for just one dude that he wanted to keep as a pet. The entire universe was created around our rather tiny world on a trailing arm of a typical galaxy jus so "God" could amuse himelf. But then, *SURPRISE!* the man was lonely, which apparently God had not anticipated, despite his knowing everything, and he created a woman from Adam's rib. Why didn't he just make Eve out of dust?
The original plan was for all the animals to continue to be vegetarians: the lions and tigers were to continue snacking on fescue and herbs, and Adam and Eve were to continue ignorant of the difference between good and evil. An easy chore, as evil did not yet exist.
But then for some wacky reason "God" stuck a magical tree in the Garden and told them to refrain from eating its fruit, which they did. But then "God" created a talking snake, who was created with evil intent and tricked Eve and Adam into biting the forbidden fruit, and all the evil in the world was the result.
This is the silly nonsense that silly Mark believes.
