Well, did anyone here watch the putzy performance of the comical crew of conservative candidates in the Republican debate yesterday? I don't think that Saturday Night Live writers will really have to strain their creativity a great deal to work up an amusing sketch from yesterday's forensic farce majeure. Oh yes, it was quite entertaining to watch the lot of them twaddlingly touching on the usual diversionary talking points of the right, i.e. issues that merely serve to misdirect the voter's attention away from the simple sociopolitical fact of life, that it's the minority of people who possess power in the world, the minority of people who sit atop the economic and political power structure, who actually create most of the troubles & terrors of history, our current recession and problem with terrorism being no exceptions.
But naturally, being conservatives, instead of confronting this well-known worldly reality and declaring a principled commitment to empowering ordinary people against the elite, they promptly jumped right into vying to be viewed as the candidate most likely to further deregulate the corporate powers & principalities and to placate xenophobic anti-immigrationists who have a non-reality-based worldview in which it's somehow disenfranchised immigrants and minorities who are at the root of all socioeconomic evils.
At least it led to a tickling moment when Romney inadvertently commited an self-betraying boner on the matter of his personal hypocrisy regarding the issue of employing undocumented workers. Then there was the ironically fruitless filibuster of Herman Cain on the distinction between apples and oranges that he resorted to to stonewall answering Romney's pointed questions about the new taxes proposed in his 9-9-9 plan. Oh, and that bizarre moment when Romney became so frustrated with Perry that he placed his hand on him. Lol, as they say on the internet. For a brief moment there was a prospect of the Tea Party becoming an internecine Tea Fracas.
As for the "libertarian" troll Ron Paul, he just keeps quaintly peddling the same old crock of paleo-conservative, free-marketarian caca; you know, the one that smells of the future Wall Street shenanigans and recessions that would inevitably result from his agenda of totally unfettering big business and banking. Yes, if some twilight-zone twist of fate enabled Dr. Paul to somehow win his bid for the Oval Office it would quite soon turn out to be a most joyless outcome to the election for the majority of working-class voters; that is, if he actually attempted to make good on his ideological rhetoric and turn back the clock to pre-Great Society, pre-New Deal days, i.e. all the way back to the robber baron days.
Yes indeed, they're a most amusing bunch, as long as none of them gets elected president of the United States. Let's keep it that way. (Btw, I've actually been quite gentle here, Jed Lewison of Daily Kos calls them "clowns" and a "freak show".)
But naturally, being conservatives, instead of confronting this well-known worldly reality and declaring a principled commitment to empowering ordinary people against the elite, they promptly jumped right into vying to be viewed as the candidate most likely to further deregulate the corporate powers & principalities and to placate xenophobic anti-immigrationists who have a non-reality-based worldview in which it's somehow disenfranchised immigrants and minorities who are at the root of all socioeconomic evils.
At least it led to a tickling moment when Romney inadvertently commited an self-betraying boner on the matter of his personal hypocrisy regarding the issue of employing undocumented workers. Then there was the ironically fruitless filibuster of Herman Cain on the distinction between apples and oranges that he resorted to to stonewall answering Romney's pointed questions about the new taxes proposed in his 9-9-9 plan. Oh, and that bizarre moment when Romney became so frustrated with Perry that he placed his hand on him. Lol, as they say on the internet. For a brief moment there was a prospect of the Tea Party becoming an internecine Tea Fracas.
As for the "libertarian" troll Ron Paul, he just keeps quaintly peddling the same old crock of paleo-conservative, free-marketarian caca; you know, the one that smells of the future Wall Street shenanigans and recessions that would inevitably result from his agenda of totally unfettering big business and banking. Yes, if some twilight-zone twist of fate enabled Dr. Paul to somehow win his bid for the Oval Office it would quite soon turn out to be a most joyless outcome to the election for the majority of working-class voters; that is, if he actually attempted to make good on his ideological rhetoric and turn back the clock to pre-Great Society, pre-New Deal days, i.e. all the way back to the robber baron days.
Yes indeed, they're a most amusing bunch, as long as none of them gets elected president of the United States. Let's keep it that way. (Btw, I've actually been quite gentle here, Jed Lewison of Daily Kos calls them "clowns" and a "freak show".)