They brought the blind man to him and Jesus said ''Do you have health insurance?' and the man, being blind and therefore poor, replied 'no' and so Jesus said 'have you got thousands of shekels' and the blind man being blind and therefore poor said 'no, master'
And so Jesus said 'then get out of my way you worthless peasant, why should I use my labour to help you see?'.
The lame man. being net in line crawled away asking why Jesus went round saying he is the greatest person on earth.
Later Jesus made a speech on a mount and he said if someone takes your scarf, givee them your caot as well.
The blind man and the lame mad couldn't believe what they were hearing and shouted 'hypocrite'
If they had stayed they would have heard Jesus say,' if someone slaps you, bomb the living shit out of them by the thousand'
