pocketfullofshells
Well-Known Member
Job Interview Pocket style:
Welcome to Acme inc! So your are applying for manager? Good! We need manager! The terms of your contract are as follows: Your starting pay will be about 25¢/hour over those you are managing. Of course this is just an introductory rate until you make some decisions that show you are competent.
However if any of your choices end up not working, then we will beat you, tar and feather you, parade you on the news as being an idiot, and dismiss you out right, while stripping all your earned income. Further, since you'll be manager, everything that goes wrong, regardless of wether it's your fault or not, will be blamed on you with similar results as above.
Sign at the bottom to accept your contract.
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Here at Acme Inc, we want only the best!
And of course I said anything even freaking close to this where?
Andy Job interview
HI you ran this company into the ground, failed to see the future products needed and have done so poorly we need to ask the goverment to bail us out of we may lose the company....great job , here is a Billion dollars extra for the year, keep doing what your doing and also we have made bailed you out , so you are free to make mistakes risk free again and not listen to the market...
See i can also just make up things you would not say and act like its good debate skills. Only I know its dumb, maybe you don't