Stalin
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The Department of Offence has in the past communicated to the US public that the sworn enemy of the Republic
is arab terrorist organisations such as al-qaeda, al-nusra and ISIS.
We now realise that this has not been case, and heartily embrace the freedom fighters of syria as true comrades in arms.
In the past, these organisations have been blamed for such outrages as 911 and the London bombings and
we now have evidence that these activities were in fact carried out by the russians and chinese governments.
Accordingly, the Department is now preparing for military action to confront and defeat these evil nations.
We apologise for any misunderstanding and will redouble our efforts to bring peace as the leader of the free world.
General 'Buck' Turgidson
Pentagram
Washington DC
is arab terrorist organisations such as al-qaeda, al-nusra and ISIS.
We now realise that this has not been case, and heartily embrace the freedom fighters of syria as true comrades in arms.
In the past, these organisations have been blamed for such outrages as 911 and the London bombings and
we now have evidence that these activities were in fact carried out by the russians and chinese governments.
Accordingly, the Department is now preparing for military action to confront and defeat these evil nations.
We apologise for any misunderstanding and will redouble our efforts to bring peace as the leader of the free world.
General 'Buck' Turgidson
Pentagram
Washington DC
