Tiger and his wife have finally admitted they had an argument that fateful day. He wanted to go for a drive. She wanted to go clubbing.
Tiger wants to change his name. He can't decide between Cheetah and Lyin' King.
There is a rumor that Tiger's wife is pregnant. It's not true. It came from a news update that said, "Tiger has accident. Doesn't pull out in time."
Tiger's neighbor asked him, Tiger, where are you going so early in the morning?"
Tiger says, "I'm going to go play eighteen holes."
Neighbor says, "You're not dressed for golf!"
Tiger says, "Golf? Who said anything about golf?"