Stalin
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Apologies to old comrades for rehashing, but it appears as a public service
The Conservative Guide to criticism of Israel
1) Accuse your opponent of anti-semitism. This works most of the time. Once in a while you will come across some smart-aleck who has found what a semite actually is and will tell you that Palestinians are MORE semitic than jews. In this case, move to 2)
2) Accuse your opponent of being a jew-hater. This is a good bet because a lot of people do not like the jews, including many jews. If the later is the case, you can move to 3).
3) Accuse your opponent of being a self-hating jew. Some jews do not like the activities of Israel or the idea of Israel itself as the creation of Israel without God is technically blasphemy. If the argument goes in this direction, proceed to 4)
4) Accuse your opponent of being a liberal, especially if they are gay or vote for a democratic candidate. Liberals are of course traitors and weak so they will usually cave in at this stage. If they show unexpected resolve, then proceed to 5)
5) Accuse your opponent of being a communist. As everyone knows, communists are never logical and always wrong.
That's it. Good luck with all those liberal, anti-semitic, self-hating jewish communists out there.
Comrade Lazar Kaganovich of the Soviet Politburo
Filling in for Comrade Stalin fighting fascists at the Ukrainian Front
The Conservative Guide to criticism of Israel
1) Accuse your opponent of anti-semitism. This works most of the time. Once in a while you will come across some smart-aleck who has found what a semite actually is and will tell you that Palestinians are MORE semitic than jews. In this case, move to 2)
2) Accuse your opponent of being a jew-hater. This is a good bet because a lot of people do not like the jews, including many jews. If the later is the case, you can move to 3).
3) Accuse your opponent of being a self-hating jew. Some jews do not like the activities of Israel or the idea of Israel itself as the creation of Israel without God is technically blasphemy. If the argument goes in this direction, proceed to 4)
4) Accuse your opponent of being a liberal, especially if they are gay or vote for a democratic candidate. Liberals are of course traitors and weak so they will usually cave in at this stage. If they show unexpected resolve, then proceed to 5)
5) Accuse your opponent of being a communist. As everyone knows, communists are never logical and always wrong.
That's it. Good luck with all those liberal, anti-semitic, self-hating jewish communists out there.
Comrade Lazar Kaganovich of the Soviet Politburo
Filling in for Comrade Stalin fighting fascists at the Ukrainian Front
