Tattoed Presidential Candidate

[Centrehalf]

I've stopped reading The Onion, real-life is just way more interesting. A full-face tattoo, awesome!

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/tatooed-body-politic-czechs-vladimir-franz/story?id=17292758

 

[Johnny Tremain]

It about time we had a President tatted down with sleeves--good murky monochromatic prison tattoos.