The Scotsman
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The barely-educated self-proclaimed counter-terrorism and White House adviser Sebastian (Vlad the impaler) Gorka previewed President Donald J. Trump’s foray to the Middle East yesterday stating that bringing peace to the war-torn region would be easy-peasy lemon squeezey. Vlad stated that Trump has already exhausted the entire Federal Budget by ordering and surrounding himself with a vast array of congratulations cards and bouquets on a job well done. Gorka whose galactic insight and vast experience in this quiet region with its mundane affairs told Dom Giordano on Talk Radio 1210 WPHT that no one is better suited to undertake this endeavour or to hammer out such a trivial pact than one President Donald J. Trump.
Vlad was getting very excited and fiddling furiously in his trousers but managed to gasp;
Vlad emphasised the team of intellectual giants and smug bastards being sent to the negotiations to highlight how important the trip is to President Trump.
Vlad further stated that President Trump and Mr. Kushner have been seeking specialist counsel and guidance in advance of their Middle East trip and had consulted with leading figures including the uniquely qualified Mrs Maria Hernandez. Mrs Hernandez has a long history in the field of factional dispute, she is currently the 4th Grade play-leader from the famous Muckypups Pre-School and Kindergarten and a leading specialist in the field of conflict resolution, arbitration and negotiation between waring 4th grade factions in the playground.
Among the foreign-policy goals Mr Trump has set himself, by far the simplest is bringing peace to the Middle East. Vlad feels that this geo-political conundrum that has stymied far more intelligent and experienced presidents and world leaders should be a cake walk for this President with the able assistance of Mr. Kushner and Mrs. Hernandez. Indeed, during a recent meeting with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas President Trump seems to be brimming with confidence.
In a separate interview yesterday with the BBC, Vlad was asked whether the fuckwit celebrity real-estate mogul-turned-president turned halfwit tweeter had the right qualifications for such a task.
If only this was a joke......
Vlad was getting very excited and fiddling furiously in his trousers but managed to gasp;
Vlad emphasised the team of intellectual giants and smug bastards being sent to the negotiations to highlight how important the trip is to President Trump.
Vlad further stated that President Trump and Mr. Kushner have been seeking specialist counsel and guidance in advance of their Middle East trip and had consulted with leading figures including the uniquely qualified Mrs Maria Hernandez. Mrs Hernandez has a long history in the field of factional dispute, she is currently the 4th Grade play-leader from the famous Muckypups Pre-School and Kindergarten and a leading specialist in the field of conflict resolution, arbitration and negotiation between waring 4th grade factions in the playground.
Among the foreign-policy goals Mr Trump has set himself, by far the simplest is bringing peace to the Middle East. Vlad feels that this geo-political conundrum that has stymied far more intelligent and experienced presidents and world leaders should be a cake walk for this President with the able assistance of Mr. Kushner and Mrs. Hernandez. Indeed, during a recent meeting with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas President Trump seems to be brimming with confidence.
In a separate interview yesterday with the BBC, Vlad was asked whether the fuckwit celebrity real-estate mogul-turned-president turned halfwit tweeter had the right qualifications for such a task.
If only this was a joke......
