Better back up there. When you qualify a group of people as a "person", and at the same time disqualify an individual as a "person", then you are not understanding the concept of what a "person" is.
A modern economy cannot function without the concept of corporate personhood. That was not a new development under Citizen's United. The idea that Citizens United suddenly made "corporations people" is simply wrong, and demonstrates a complete lack of understanding about what the case was actually about.
For reference:
Here is the holding from ScotusBlog: "Political spending is a form of protected speech under the First Amendment, and the government may not keep corporations or unions from spending money to support or denounce individual candidates in elections. While corporations or unions may not give money directly to campaigns, they may seek to persuade the voting public through other means, including ads, especially where these ads were not broadcast."
Here is an overview of the case from Wiki:
In the case, the
conservative non-profit organization Citizens United wanted to air a film critical of
Hillary Clinton and to advertise the film during television broadcasts which was a violation of the 2002
Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act, commonly known as the McCain–Feingold Act or "BCRA".
[4] Section 203 of BCRA defined an "electioneering communication" as a broadcast, cable, or satellite communication that mentioned a candidate within 60 days of a general election or 30 days of a primary, and prohibited such expenditures by corporations and unions.
This was a case about removing arbitrary time frames in which groups could run express advocacy or electioneering communications. That timeframe has never made any sense, and let us not forget that it was never applied evenly. Newspapers for example (which are organized as corporations) could always expend money to write editorials that amounted to express advocacy. Why couldn't some other group too? Can you defend it?
For instance, are not the prisoners of GITMO "persons", and entitled to rights we normally grant to persons? Is the babe in the womb a "person" with rights?
As noted, the case is not about "corporate personhood."
Of course, Citizens United did NOTHING to end "dark money" in politics. In fact, if anything it increased it. Of course, now it is called "undisclosed donations"
No it didn't. SuperPAC's (which came about from a different case to be technical) are required to disclose their donors. If you call that "dark money" you are an idiot. And prior to Citizens United social welfare groups already existed...as did 527's (which are now defunct really). Nothing changed. The only thing that changed was that arbitrary restrictions on electioneering were removed, and rightfully so.