Great so you at least agree with this. Let us continue...
Global climate is bullshit? Really Pale Rider? You want ACTUAL evidence that global warming is REALLY happening and man is causing it?
OK, here you go, irrefutable proof and FACTS that global warming is undeniably happening and men is DEFINITELY causing it:
Here is my supporting evidence. Feel free to dispute.
Here's a fun report. It's about the 900 page Climate Change report that the Chinese government put out last year.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/01/world/asia/china-climate-change-global-warming.html
RISING TEMPERATURES
PRECIPITATION AND WATER
AGRICULTURE
HIGHER SEA LEVELS
Here are the results from several surveys of scientists over the course of several years.

Here is the list of surveys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surveys_of_scientists'_views_on_climate_change
Skeptical Science analyzed over 12,000 studies published on climate change and found that over 97% of the papers taking a position on the subject agreed with the consensus position that humans are causing global warming. In a second phase of the project, the scientist authors were emailed and rated over 2,000 of their own papers. Once again, over 97% of the papers taking a position on the cause of global warming agreed that humans are causing it.
http://iopscience.iop.org/article/1...sessionid=4DADD4430CC221139C870CF37FE51D20.c1
Here's another study. A survey of 3146 earth scientists asked the question "Do you think human activity is a significant contributing factor in changing mean global temperatures?"
97.5% of climatologists who actively publish research on climate change responded yes.
Here's a nifty graph

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2009EO030002/full
This isn't just some thing Al Gore made up.
The Climate Change Summit in Paris was one of the biggest gatherings of world leaders and government reps of all time.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/01/world/europe/obama-climate-conference-cop21.html
The rest of the world is well aware that climate change is legit. The only people that disagree are a few outliers that happen to influence a lot of really stupid Republicans.
The climate has changed in the past. Numerous times. However, it has never been such a significant change in such a short amount of time without some sort of catastrophic influence (i.e. meteor that wiped out dinosaurs, giant volcanic eruption, etc).
Ask and you shall receive. Now YOU have been shown the light and error of your ways when it comes to global warming, climate change, and why MEN ARE causing it. You can lead a horse to water but...