Maintaining That Good Ol' So. Carolina Reputation!!!

[Mr. Shaman]

"A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.

Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.

He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report."

How fortunate (for the rest o' the Country) we have Red-Staters telling everyone-else how to conduct our lives.​

 

[always]

How fortunate (for the rest o' the Country) we have Red-Staters telling everyone-else how to conduct our lives.​

You forgot to mention , He is a democrat, very liberal , and worked for the clinton campaign ! You know South Carolina also produced Majority Whip in our Congress ( HOUSE) , another radical liberal

 

[Mr. Shaman]

You forgot to mention , He is a democrat, very liberal....

....For good reason.....​

"There was no answer Wednesday at a number listed for Corning, who was a Republican legislator in the late 1980s and early 1990s. He was hired in 2000 by the attorney general's office, where he worked on securities cases."

 

[pocketfullofshells]

at least he did not leave the US to do it like some in that state....

hmm hookers in a cemetery,,, kinky

 

[ASPCA4EVER]

at least he did not leave the US to do it like some in that state....

hmm hookers in a cemetery,,, kinky

Dead People TELL NO LIES...LMAO

Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.

WOW, now that's a phone call you wouldn't expect to receive:
"AW, excuse me Mrs. Corning...but we have your husband here and he claims that he's employed in this office that you work in too? Aw, yes ma'am...what? Yes, ma'am I'm filing a report! Yes, Ma'am...in the cemetery...yes, Ma'am with sex toys and an 18 year old hooker...Yes ma'am when you make bail you could do that but then I'd be there filing a report on you for assault with a deadly weapon...HELLO - HELLO!!! I think your wife hung up on me!!!"

OH, Mr. Corning you'll have much explaining to do when & if you make bail...LMAO

 

[Mr. Shaman]

at least he did not leave the US to do it like some in that state....

hmm hookers in a cemetery,,, kinky

They could probably use a new attraction, down that way.

Hell, they could develop it, right next to South Of The Border....a moralists' Hall O' Fame!!!​

 

[Mr. Shaman]

WOW, now that's a phone call you wouldn't expect to receive: "AW, excuse me Mrs. Corning...but we have your husband here and he claims that he's employed in this office that you work in too? Aw, yes ma'am...what? Yes, ma'am I'm filing a report! Yes, Ma'am...in the cemetery...yes, Ma'am with sex toys and an 18 year old hooker...Yes ma'am when you make bail you could do that but then I'd be there filing a report on you for assault with a deadly weapon...HELLO - HELLO!!! I think your wife hung up on me!!!"

OH, Mr. Corning you'll have much explaining to do when & if you make bail...LMAO

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!

What could be a bigger heart-stopper (for a politician), than SPLITTIN'-UP-THE-A$$ET$!!!-time??!!!

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