samsara15
Well-Known Member
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their
handguns down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead ?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Time's
Up' ?"
handguns down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead ?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Time's
Up' ?"
