Again, Jesus said when he wold return in fairly precise terms, and he did not return as he claimed he would.
If you purchase a can of sop and it gives you diarrhea, and you say so, are you mocking the soup company?
I am merely pointing out that Jesus at the very least, SUCKED at prophesy, and therefore what he said cannot be taken seriously.
Of course, the silliest parts of the Christian religion are not to be found n what Jesus said, but in the wackadoo rantings of John of Patmos (whoever the poo he was) to be found in the Book of Revelations. Paul also had a lot of silly nonsense.
The silliest tales concerning Jesus are the obvious nonsense of the Gaderene Swine incident, in which Jesus met a crazy person , decided that his insanity was due to diabolical possession, and then forced the insanity-causing demons to leave the crazy man and migrate to a herd of pigs.
This is a mental treatment that not even the wackiest of loony preachers ever attempt. They will furgle with venomous snakes, but none ever tries to force demons out of madmen into pigs.
The Gospel of Matthew claims that when Jesus died on the cross, dead people popped out of their graves and began to stroll about Jerusalem. Strangely, Mark, Luke and John don't mention this, and neither did Paul, Timothy or any other Biblical figure.
Did this happen? Well, it s only mentioned n one place, and as we all know, zombies get a lot of attention anywhere they appear.
I am not mocking anything. Just pointing out that the Bible undeniably is filled with wacky nonsense.
