Ayatollah Warns Iranians: ‘I am Following You All on Twitter'

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Actually, this is no more far fetched then some of the nonsense Faux News reports...and many Faux watchers are such redneck buffoons they believe anything.

In a nationally televised speech in Iran today, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei ordered his countrymen not to stage further protests, warning the nation, "I am following you all on Twitter."

To back up his words, the Supreme Leader then displayed his Twitter account page, showing that he was indeed following 65,875,224 people, but had only one follower, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

The Ayatollah's announcement sent a chill up the spines of opposition leaders, most of whom assumed that the Supreme Leader did not have a Twitter account.

"You mean he's been reading all my tweets?" said opposition organizer Mohsen Sobhi. "Oh, sh*t."

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Actually, this is no more far fetched then some of the nonsense Faux News reports...and many Faux watchers are such redneck buffoons they believe anything.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/index.aspx

I'll admit that I'm not at all familiar with 'TWITTER'...but is there a way in which the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's account could be a 'dummy'...just to frighten the masses? I mean that is a large number
{65,875,224} of his fellow country men to keep tabs on!