What crazy baby names would you consider for your hypothetical future offspring? Any funny or cute or interesting baby names in mind?

[Yo Daddy!!]

What crazy baby names would you consider for your hypothetical future offspring? Any funny or cute or interesting baby names in mind?

Chris Papples.

I'd be Chris Papples' poppa.

Boy or girl? Check.

Crisp Apples pronunciation or Crispy Apples pronunciation. Check.

Or with a straight face, Chris Papples.

Check.

My kid might put coal in my CHRIS tmas stocking every year for intentionally giving him or her such a pain in the ass name.