Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Rafael Norma, Jul 15, 2010.
The worst enemy that @PEMEX has is @GobFed (Mexican government)
As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt, the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S. city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the Great Plains area of the North American continent.
With many years of combat experience in violent areas of their own country and having fought rebels, insurgents, villagers, urban militias, rival drug lords, as well as Soviet and American occupying forces on foot, horses, camels, donkeys, and trucks, they may be just what the Chicago city officials need to pacify their own population and bring the recently publicized murderrateunder control.
Details as to the logistical challenges have yet to be worked out, but already many US officials are expressing support for the idea.
"It's heart-warming to see the human interest the Taliban has taken in the plight of our inner-city minority residents," said Michael Dristun, a State Department analyst. "We're all excited about getting a fresh perspective on how to bring peace to rough, volatile neighborhoods."
Ramadullah, a concerned Taliban chieftain from the Swat Valley in Afghanistan, who follows the local tradition of only having one name, said that his people are "very troubled by the social problems in Chicago and simply want to help."
"We read the war stories coming out of Chicago and we ask ourselves, 'Why are they still fighting when their tribal chief has been elected President in 2007 and then also in 2012?'" Ramadullah said. "In our own country, we stop killing each other once we win elections. Well, mostly."
While no easy answers are expected, Ramadullah assured he knows how to keep the kill rate in check.
"When my advisors come to Chicago, all crime and murder will disappear once we impose Sharia Law," said Ramadullah, referencing the traditional form of Islamic jurisprudence.
"After the first dozen or so public executions at Wrigley Field, even the stupidest man will understand we mean business. Then we start getting some real change."
Acapulco WAS BEAUTIFUL but @pridehoy & @prdMexico arrived & they finished with it @GreenpeaceNZ @hrw @gobfed @epn pic.twitter.com/qKoVY7HT Thanks to @milenio @portalguerrero
Gratitud @J_J_Nicholson x representar en “El Resplandor” la congelada muerte de #Mexico en su “Laberinto de la Soledad” por el regreso de la dictadura perfecta, o sea @pridehoy
Our gratitude to @J_J_Nicholson should be infinite...,
...who in “The shining,” accurately represented the frozen death of all Mexicans in their maze of solitude, due to the return of the dinosaurs @pridehoy
But not only for that...
That is @Mexico on 2013
What a pity that “our saviours,” like @EPN
IN the U.S. their cry is always "Remember The Alamo"
IN #Mexico, thanks to @USAGOV, @BarackObama and @The JusticeDept, our cry is "Remember Fast and Furious!"
With the return of @pridehoy, #Mexico'll achieve the peace...
...but of the grave!!!! http://tinyurl.com/belgntp
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/22/business/at-wal-mart-in-mexico-a-bribe-inquiry-silenced.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0] So much guilt has the one who kills the cow, as those who tied its leg[/url] @walmart @M_ebrard[/url]
@GobFed/@EPN #GDF/@manceramiguelmx thave something in common: They kill those who defend life quality
More #opcorrupcion in @GobFed/@EPN/@pridehoy/#manceratapadera de @M_Ebrard/@delegacionMH/@vromog/@prdMexico/#gabycuevas, pero de Alí Babá y los 40 ladrone$/@AccionNacional/@demetriosodi
In this area in Lomas de Chap. at least two other aircarfts had crashed before the “accident” suffered by Juan Camilo Mouriño, Secretary of Interior, on november 2008, in @FelipeCaldeRON’s government.
One crashed over the restaurant “Un Lugar De La Mancha” in Prado Norte Avenue, and the other one, on Montes Urales Street.
Despite all this, in the same street there is a helipad on a building under six floors (is the one that "respects" [/ i] the partial plan development @ delegacionMH) with noise during twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, which is used by @ EPN and @ TV_Azteca13
We all should make accountable @ EPN, @manceramiguelmx, @delegacionMH, @SCT_MX @vromog, @Gabycuevas, @ AccionNacional, @demetriosodi of all that slaughter that could happen here
IN @Mexico, if you are a $enator, you can drive drunk and nothing happens:
Who says so that @ThedemocRats also buy votes?
They resemble our three
@prdmexico,@pridehoy & @AccionNacional!!![
http://tinyurl.com/a6oc2qb @BarackObama @StateDept
The JusticeDept @gop
#PrettyMexico: Where our politicians can rob even the public treasury, but you go to jail, if you don’t pay taxes @pridehoy @prdmexico @AccionNacional
The worst enemies @PEMEX has, are inside its own organization,
If you think you are the only one that has this cat,
you are completely wrong. We also have one: @EPN.
#Iamafraidof @Televisa, the pefect dictatorship, that has returned http://tinyurl.com/ahyps39 thanks to @AccionNacional y @FelipeCaldeRON #SOS
Don’t be sad, Mr. Steven Spielberg…
@Milenio @nytimes @GenaroGarciaL. @FelipeCaldeRON @SCJN @EPN @pgr_mx @fhollande @franciaenmexico
A río revuelto ganancia de pescadores
Dios los hace, y @pridehoy se juntan
Urban Sprawling in #DF
@mondragonykalb discovered hot water, gunpowder, and the black wire
“We don’t have few streets, but too much cars
Ni con calzador Quique Gavilán Pollero Uña Miento
@pridehoy @AccionNacional #saveoursouls @Milenio @reformacom
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