Gunshot to the head

Pandora

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Tracy Burnett, 23, a resident of Richmond, was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.


He became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Tracy's
eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Tracy replied that she had been shot in the
back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The
husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Tracy
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found
that Tracy had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and
the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.


Tracy is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama voter,
but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was
analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be
Bush's fault.....
 
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No Its the Cops fault. They didnt do their jobs. Like This for Example
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How are they Protecting you?
 
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